Facebook isn't JUST for Stalkers, I Promise!

Date: May 30th, 2010

• Kitsune: Love the pirate setting.
• Dreams: Yeah. XD Pirate setting on FB~! *tempts you to join FB*
• Kitsune: Nevar, foo.
• Dreams: Silly groups... JUST MAKE ONE AND ADD ME. D8
• Kitsune: NO.
• Dreams: *clings to your legs* PWEASE?!
• Kitsune: Nevar.
• Dreams: Why not? *pouts* *bats eyelashes*
• Kitsune: NEVAR. Because it's stupid and I refuse to get caught up in social networking because I'm probably going to be one of those people that accidentally posts something stupid on their facebook and gets banned from every college in the known world outside of Zimbabwe but who the hell cares about Zimbabwe because their monetary system sucks.
  Seriously. They have billion dollar bills
  
  Dreams: It's not stupid. :-P It's a way of connecting. And you can use your nickname.
• Kitsune: NUUUU.*stamps foot* *and stomps it* *y'know, for good measure*
• Dreams: *pouts* I want to send you quizzes and funny groups and fan pages...
• Kitsune: NO.
• Dreams: and post funny things on your Wall...
• Kitsune: NO.
• Dreams: and show you pictures...
• Kitsune: NO
• Dreams: and make love to you.
• Kitsune: N-Maybe.
• Dreams: and have your babies...
• Kitsune: NO.
• Dreams: LMAO
  
  Later that day...
  
  
  • Lume: You know, you really should get a Facebook
  • Kitsune:Dreams set you up to this, didn't she?
  • Lume: Nah, she was just telling me about her quote and I thought (Yes, I had a thought) that you having a facebook would be a marvelous idea.
  • Kitsune: Pffft.You sound so matter-of-fact.
  • Lume: Swhat they call me. Anyway, Facebook is a lovely place
  • Kitsune: Where college digs up all the dirt.
  • Lume: Hey, then don't post, "LAST NIGHT I GOT SO FRIGGIN WASTED, DUDES!" On your wall. Not that you'd get, um, you know, wasted
  • Kitsune: Riiiight.
  • Lume: 8D
  • Kitsune: But what if they don't like that you like Jurassic Park as this year's top-played Christmas song?
  • Lume: Then they don't deserve to be called diverse colleges. I mean, they accept homosexuals, crossdressers, and even homosexual crossdressers, so why not a nice girl from Florida? *cough*
  • Kitsune: Where did homosexual crossdressers come from? o.O
  • Lume: I was thinking about terms for this guy I saw in walmart and that's what ended up as his description
  • Kitsune: O_o
  • Lume: Yeah, he was scary. I think colleges would rather avoid him than you. Unless you have bankrobbing in your past...