Dominance and Darth

Date: May 30th, 2010

• Lume: You just have to be dominate, don'tcha?

• Dreams: *bobs eyebrows*

• Lume: NOT THAT WAY. Not with the whip and the black leather and the Darth Vader mask and the 'You've been a bad boy!'
  

• Dreams: You don't have to dominate in that way either.
  
  
• Lume: *cough* Anyway...Mondegreen Dreams. Mondegreen is such a cool word.
  
  
• Dreams: I forget what it means.
  
  
• Lume: It's a word that means a misheard saying or phrase, like if you said, "I like cupcakes." and I heard, "I like buttcakes," That would be a mondegreen. OH YES, I WENT THERE, BUTTCAKE.
  
  Later that day...
  
  
• Kitsune: You've been a bad girl, Lume. Though I'm not going to ask why you associate Darth Vader with bondage
  
  
• Lume: OH MY LORD DREAMS PUT YOU UP TO THAT, DIDN'T SHE?
  
  
• Kitsune: LMAO
  
  
• Lume: Well...I can just see a lady you know, wearing practically nothing except for boots, and then there's this Darth Vader mask and very creepy voice, "*CRRR POO* You've been a baud boy. *CRR POO*"
  
  
• Kitsune: And then the whip crackles through the air!
  
  
• Lume: And she falls on her skull because her head is full of air and cannot hold up the weight of the mask *CrrrCLUNK*