This is why Vampires can't Exsist

• Lume: Okay, so, I got up this morning, and for some reason (don't ask me why) I started thinking about that good old phrase 'Don't bite the hand that feeds you.' And I was kinda rolling it around in my head, and I realized that, quite literally, that doesn't work at ALL for vampires. You know? 'Cause...for the hand to feed them, they HAVE TO BITE IT.
• Kitsune: LMAO.
• Lume: I've been waiting forever to get that out of my system
• Kitsune: *applauds
  I'm proud of you. That's actually oddly insightful.
  And sort of odd.
  And a little ridiculous.
  But overall, a witty statement.