Dreams, Dreams, Dreams...And Chuck

Lume: LLAMAS AND BRAIN JUICCCE!
Dreams: KOALAS AND LIVER BILE!
Lume: BP OIL VS. CHUCK NORRIS!
Dreams: How would he win against the oil? o.o
Lume: It's the oil company. He will block the spillage and reign justice on their souls! (AKA, kick their asses)
Dreams: I think he should just kick the pipe shut. That would solve everything. *nods*
Lume: True, but less fun. Imagine actually *being* Chuck Norris You're just this regular guy, and suddenly people give you supa powers.
Dreams: I think we should do that. *dramatic look* Just pick someone random and make so many "cool" jokes about them that they gain popularity and... and...
Lume: Duuude...YES
Dreams: *shifty eyes* Andrew? He's a giant, "badass" Mexican.



(On the topic of Ghost Llamas...)

• Lume: We're insane. Who else would even CARE that the llama flashed funny?
• Dreams: The hobo who likes getting seizures?!
• Lume: Welllll...If he actually HAS a computer.
• Dreams: Yeahhh..
• Lume: In his cardboard box under the freeway. I think of him as maybe having one of those old TVs constantly set on that static channel
• Dreams:"Oh my God... THAT DOT! *points* It.. it wasn't there last time...! THEY ARE HERE! OH GREAT ALIEN OVERLORDS, WHAT DO YOU COMMAND?!"
  *static*
  "...I SHALL OBEY!"
• Lume:ROFL What is that from?
• Dreams: My mind. 88DD
• Lume:My llama! That. Was. BRILLIANT!

Later that day...

• Dreams: DUDE-- off topic, but I SWEAR the TV just yelled, "TOILET RAPE".
• Lume:Maybe a politician from like, Maine. OMG WHAT? Toilet...rape..HOW THE HELLS BELLS DOES THAT EVEN...?*snickers*
• Dreams: I have no idea but I have to pee and I'm terrified.
• Lume:You just scarred me for life from the toilet.
• Dreams: If I don't come back...you know what happened.

5 minutes later...

• Dreams:BACK!!
• Lume:*HUGS YOU* I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED AGAIN!
• Dreams:YAYYY!!! *hugs back*
• Lume:*sniffle* What a beautiful mom- SQUIRREL! *head snaps back*
• Dreams:You bitch. D<
• Lume: I ams not, I ams your favorite friendy-friend
• Dreams: Bitch = female dog in this case. ;;D
• Lume:...OH, you're good...*strokes beard* Verrryyy goood