Ghost llama package of the week!

*knockknock* Your parcel has arrived. ;D It's a double flashing llama!

Ghost Llama Super Special!

Since nothing too exciting has happened today, I (Lume) have a special delivery of ghost llama goodness! Enjoy the llamaness, dear people:

Dreams, Dreams, Dreams...And Chuck

Lume: LLAMAS AND BRAIN JUICCCE!
Dreams: KOALAS AND LIVER BILE!
Lume: BP OIL VS. CHUCK NORRIS!
Dreams: How would he win against the oil? o.o
Lume: It's the oil company. He will block the spillage and reign justice on their souls! (AKA, kick their asses)
Dreams: I think he should just kick the pipe shut. That would solve everything. *nods*
Lume: True, but less fun. Imagine actually *being* Chuck Norris You're just this regular guy, and suddenly people give you supa powers.
Dreams: I think we should do that. *dramatic look* Just pick someone random and make so many "cool" jokes about them that they gain popularity and... and...
Lume: Duuude...YES
Dreams: *shifty eyes* Andrew? He's a giant, "badass" Mexican.



(On the topic of Ghost Llamas...)

• Lume: We're insane. Who else would even CARE that the llama flashed funny?
• Dreams: The hobo who likes getting seizures?!
• Lume: Welllll...If he actually HAS a computer.
• Dreams: Yeahhh..
• Lume: In his cardboard box under the freeway. I think of him as maybe having one of those old TVs constantly set on that static channel
• Dreams:"Oh my God... THAT DOT! *points* It.. it wasn't there last time...! THEY ARE HERE! OH GREAT ALIEN OVERLORDS, WHAT DO YOU COMMAND?!"
  *static*
  "...I SHALL OBEY!"
• Lume:ROFL What is that from?
• Dreams: My mind. 88DD
• Lume:My llama! That. Was. BRILLIANT!

Later that day...

• Dreams: DUDE-- off topic, but I SWEAR the TV just yelled, "TOILET RAPE".
• Lume:Maybe a politician from like, Maine. OMG WHAT? Toilet...rape..HOW THE HELLS BELLS DOES THAT EVEN...?*snickers*
• Dreams: I have no idea but I have to pee and I'm terrified.
• Lume:You just scarred me for life from the toilet.
• Dreams: If I don't come back...you know what happened.

5 minutes later...

• Dreams:BACK!!
• Lume:*HUGS YOU* I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED AGAIN!
• Dreams:YAYYY!!! *hugs back*
• Lume:*sniffle* What a beautiful mom- SQUIRREL! *head snaps back*
• Dreams:You bitch. D<
• Lume: I ams not, I ams your favorite friendy-friend
• Dreams: Bitch = female dog in this case. ;;D
• Lume:...OH, you're good...*strokes beard* Verrryyy goood

The Attack of the Ghost Llamas

• Hi y'all, this is Lume, and today I have an extra special story about ghost llamas. Now, Dreams and I were just chatting away today, and I posted a little llama smiley. I noticed the background behind it was blinking in a seizure-inducing way, so I said so.
• Dreams was puzzled at this, and sent me a screenshot. On her message, there were no flashes of doom. How strange, you might say.
• So I proceeded to try and send her a screenshot of my view. I got as far as searching 'llama' and then msn crashed. I tried again, and posted another llama. I noticed now that the background flashes of the llama had changed color, due to me logging on and off.
• I was, at the time, and you can understand, quite afraid that I had been cursed by some witch who wanted to make me have a seizure by ghost llamas. So I tried to send another screenshot to Dreams. MSN crashed yet again, and I was more afraid.
• I continued to log on and off, posting llamas each time. and decided to make a llama collage. So here it is for your enjoyment: The Curse of the Ghost Llama!- Part one
  
  • (After a while, I had to stop being annoying to Dreams, so I began to send llamas to Andrew. If this llama fad lasts, I shall post some once a week. Hoorah! ;D)
    
  
  
  
  
  

This is why Vampires can't Exsist

• Lume: Okay, so, I got up this morning, and for some reason (don't ask me why) I started thinking about that good old phrase 'Don't bite the hand that feeds you.' And I was kinda rolling it around in my head, and I realized that, quite literally, that doesn't work at ALL for vampires. You know? 'Cause...for the hand to feed them, they HAVE TO BITE IT.
• Kitsune: LMAO.
• Lume: I've been waiting forever to get that out of my system
• Kitsune: *applauds
  I'm proud of you. That's actually oddly insightful.
  And sort of odd.
  And a little ridiculous.
  But overall, a witty statement.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA! (Shhh...I'm not late)

-Love, Lume. Happy Birthday, squirty. ;) <3

Wishy is a Sneaky Guy

Date: September 29th, 2009

• Lume: You, you fiend, are a bambozzle!
• Dreams: I'm not subsidizing any of your shenanigans
• Lume: ...Awww. Why not?
• Dreams: Because I'll have to berate you for them, even if they make your euphoric.
• Lume: My knowledge of shenanigans is indubitable
• Dreams: You must amalgamate with me
• Dreams: *shakes head* I grow weary from these.
• Lume: These words are exuberating. Enthralling.
• Dreams: *punches you* Enough.
• Lume: ...Dreams... I mean, Delusion, I mean, Vision.. I exhalt immense words, you must not impair me for such
• Dreams: ...
• Lume: Okay, okay, I'll stop
• Dreams: ...
• Lume: .... *sniffle*
• Dreams: *smirks*
• Lume:*anger* *fury* *irritation* *antagonisim*
• Dreams: *bites you*
• Lume: Gah! Son of a...
• Dreams: GAREWTEGFR. Dude.
• Lume: ...
• Dreams: Wishy the Star in Animal Crossing keeps flashing across the sky.
• AND I CAN'T CATCH HIM
• Lume: .... Loser
• Dreams: HE IS TAUNTING ME