Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Pros and Cons of Pizza for Life

Sunday, May 30, 2010
Date: May 30th, 2010

  • Lume: Okay, I just thinking about this a minute ago. What's the policy on all this 'for life' stuff? I mean, what happens if you win pizza for life, then WHAM! you're dead. What's the warranty? I mean, it's not really pizza for life, then...more like pizza for death. Do your children get pizza for life then? Can you pass it on? Or is the pizza over? What if they get people to design stuff, hoping for pizza for life, and then they kill em off so they don't have to give away free pizza?Same with gas. What if they die in a car accident? Is the company liable for giving them the fuel that killed them?
  • Dreams: I get what you're saying... I'm guessing it's only for the one person... Though, they wouldn't assassinate anyone unless they were a big eater...

  • Lume: Yeah, but man, if you get pizza for life, you might as well get tons for your friends too. That's probably about 200,000 pizzas in what, 25 years? I dunno

  • Dreams: Yeah which is why they would assassinate you to save money on their business. Because basically, the pizza place would be your bitch if you won pizza for life.

  • Lume: Exactly. Man...This has been intellectually stimulating. The pizza place would be your bitch? *snicker*

  • Dreams: And it's true.You can walk in and say, "Give me 25 pizza, bitches! *flashes PIZZA FOR LIFE card*They'd have to do it.


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